<head>The Truth About Hanson!</center> <p>Hello! I'm Isaac Hanson. Well you probably know who i am, i'm in the band called Hanson. My other two brothers that are in the band are Taylor and Zac. Well theres something we would like <u>ALL</u> of our fans (who we love dearly) to know about us. We're not only singers and have our own band, but we're actually transvestites! Yes we were born girls. When we got famous we got are sex changed so people will think we were boys. Are band names are Isaac, Taylor and Zac. But thats not are real names. Are real names are: Isabella, Tayla, Zakariah. Before we were famous we only pretended to be boys, but after we got famous and had the money all three of us got a sex change. But we're not gay, we're only bi. So we would date our fans, even if you're a guy or a girl =o)!!!!</p></font> <font color="pink"><p>We know that our music sounds like crap, and we thank you all who put up with our music. I think we diserve to die, for puting you all this crap about our music. The only reason we're famous cause we're a young teen band, and so they think its cute. But we love all of you fans (NOT)! All of our fans suck just like us and should be shot! Taylor is curently in love with Leonardo DiCaprio (poor Leo) and Cindy Crawford. Zac is to dumb to be in love with anybody cause he's a stupid little kid! And i'm in love with the guy who played Greg Brady, whatever his real name is, and Claire Danes. I TOLD ALL OF YOU THAT WE'RE BI!!!</p> <p>Well all of your fans of ours, and people who are not fans of us, all think we're a perfact family and we get along gggggrrrrreeeeeaaaaaaattttttt! The truth is i'm on acid, Taylor is addicted to heroin, and Zac is a crack head. And our parents smoke weed and do every drug there is! And me, Taylor and Zac really hate each other. We only act like we get a long really good so we will get a good image. But when we're off the stage, or there isn't any reporters hounding us we fight all the time. Taylor got five caped teath cause i knocked them out. And me and Taylor broked Zacs nose. Zac hasn't tried anything on us yet, cause we'll kill the little shrimp.</p> <p><h1></font><font color="orange">WELL THANKYOU FOR COMING TO THIS PAGE, NOW YOU KNOW THE REAL TRUTH ABOUT US, AND WE HOPE YOU ALL STILL LIKE US! WE COULDN'T KEEP THE LIE IN FOR MUCH LONGER! AND WE SUCK!</p> <a href="http://www.fortunecity.com/tinpan/oasis/568/girltaylor.jpg">Veiw a pic of Taylor before he got his sex changed!</a> <center> <div> <br> <script language="javascript" type="text/javascript" src="http://ad.broadcaststation.net/ads/show_ad.php?width=300&height=250&cache=0"></script> <script language="javascript" type="text/javascript" src="http://ad.broadcaststation.net/ads/show_ad.php?width=300&height=250"></script> </div> <br> <br> </center>